A Real American Hero For America!
Last Updated: April 1, 2000
Lifeline is a six year Army veteran who served with distinction in the GI Joe Special Military Force. After an honorable discharge in 1989, Lifeline worked as a paramedic in San Francisco until he discovered his calling to politics. Now Lifeline is committed to becoming your next President.
Dear My Fellow Americans,
Several years ago I got to thinking about what's wrong with America and how to fix it. I realized that the career politicians in Washington were going about things the wrong way. I believe if elected President of The United States I can set things right. If my vision of America and the whole planet can be fulfilled, then the world will be a much better place full of happy, peaceful people- a world without war or violence, where everyone has access to healthcare and there's no discrimination based on anything.
Let me outline my platform:
-Negotiated to settle conflicts peacefully before they turn into military escalations
-Abolish the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy
-Move towards total disarmament by 2004.
-Free heath care for everyone in the world
-No candy bar sales allowed within 20 miles of schools, playgrounds or anywhere else kids are found.
-The change in color of military fatigues from drab green to bright red.
-More anti-discrimination laws and education
-Military personal will be utilized to perform humanitarian missions.
-Money saved from disarmament will go towards world hunger relief efforts and medical care for people in third world countries.
Thank you for taking the time to read my ideas. Please help me make them reality by voting for me in the upcoming Presidental election.
Edwin Steen
AKA Lifeline
Some Comments From Lifeline Supporters:
Lt. Gen. Clayton Abernathy, US Army (ret): Well..., I always said Lifeline had the ability to be an effective leader but not the desire. But when I said that, I didn't think it would change.
Sgt. Alison Hart-Burnett-Fairborne, US Army (ret)(CIA Counter Intelligent Operative): Lifeline's a good guy. He's got a big heart. But he doesn't know one thing about politics.
Anonymous Email Message:I WANT this guy to become President. My life would be so much easier. Hssss