
Welcome to the new We Hate Capt. Marissa Fairborne
Webpage. For you that don't know, Marissa was the
pilot in the Transformer episodes after the Movie
and is the most annoying character ever in a cartoon.
Yes, even more annoying than Big Lob. She possibly is
the daughter of Flint from GI Joe.
Top Ten Reasons Why We Hate Marissa
10. Her voice is annoying
9. She whines.
8. Her dialog is annoying.
7. She was a waste of animation cels.
6. She is just plain annoying
5. Her voice artist, Susan Blu, doesn't keep her
voice the same.
4. She replaced Karly, who was much cooler.
3. Did I say she was annoying?
2. She was an embarrasment to the Fairborne
name.
1. She was a potentially great character that was
used poorly.

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