Snake Eyes, I told you to stop wearing my dresses during the missions... and don't give me that
"I'm blind and couldn't tell what I was putting on" crap again...
(Submitted by gel)
For the hundredth time, I'm not Flint! I DON'T KNOW why we look
alike! (Submitted by Martin)
Maybe it's just me, but I swear I heard your earrings take a
picture of me. (Submitted by Shipshape)
Waitaminnit! This is one of those cartoons where you dress like a
girl to confuse me and take advantage of my hopeless love, and it turns out
you're Bugs Bunny! Come on! That's the dress he always wears! (Submitted by Bobbob-bobbobobobboobob)
Listen! About Miami Vice! I can explain! (Submitted by Barron W olfe Fitzgerald)
But I don't like Women! (Submitted by David Witham)
"Could y'all say that again a little closer to the concealed mike?" (Submitted by Rick R.)
Are you sure that's not a wig? I'm very good at playing
"Hairpiece/Not a hairpiece" on the David Letterman Show. (Submitted by Jasper the Coke guy)
But I really am Nash Bridges!!! (Submitted by SSG Rory J. Williams)
It's not that small! (Submitted by Jay)