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From the home military installation in somewhere in Utah...


Top Ten Rejected G.I. Joe Characters

(Submitted by: Shaun Burns)

10. Ski-zer (Arctic Snowboard Assault Commando)
9. Up-Chuck (Zero Gravity StormTrooper)
8. Twitch Board (G.I. Joe Operator & Coffee Addict)
7. Slotback (Marine and VLT Addict)
6. Hot Shot (Flame Thrower Operator who is Cross Eyed)
5. Cookout (Flame Thrower Operator and Cannibal)
4. Circuit Board (Telephone Expert and Short Attention Span)
3. Dead Panzer (Tank Driver and Dead Pan Quips)
2. Hackmaster (Assault Trooper and Heavy Smoker)
1. TWINKle (No explanation Necessary)


Top Ten Rejected GI Joe Battle Cries

10. GI Joes, roll out!
9. Go Joeys!
8. Joe Power!
7. GI, GI, GI Joe, Ho!
6. Let's go GI Joe Force!
5. Gotta get tough!
4. May the Joes Be With You!
3. Kill Cobra!!!!
2. By the power of Headquarters!
1. GI Joe - LA! LA! LA! LA!


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